so that wasnt chicken after all
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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