I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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