i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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