Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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