JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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