How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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