How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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