the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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