i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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