Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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