Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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