My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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