quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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