Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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