I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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