at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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