found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
two words: eviction party
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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