Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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