I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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