Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Floor bacon is actually really good
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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