The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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