'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I look better un-naked...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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