haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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