Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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This is the high leading the old right now
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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