What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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