I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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