I think I just saw someone hide a body.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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