Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You pole danced in your parka.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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