john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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