Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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