Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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