whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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