something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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