well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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