Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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