I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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