that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
pray to the hookup gods
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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