she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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