I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...