what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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