Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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