dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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