he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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