i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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