new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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