Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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