it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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