What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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