would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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