its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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