she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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