john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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