If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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