I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Randomize
