operation harelip BJ is a go
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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